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May magkaibigan nakasakay sa bus.. BOY 1 : Pre, lalabas ko mukha ko! BOY 2: Cge.. lalabas ko nman pwet ko! Ang sabi ng mga tao nakakita... MASA: Wow! kambal.... Sa hospital... SEXY: Doc, bakit tumitigas suso ko? DOC: Maghubad ka par...

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

Mag-asawa nag sex; MISIS: Bilisan mo! malapit na ako! MISTER: Sandali lang! Hintayin mo ko! ANAK: (nagising & nagulat) Tay! Nay! Sama ako! Di sinasadyang makita ni Junyor si Tatay @ Nanay nya na nagse-sex. Junyor: Tay, ano po 'yang ginagawa mo? Tatay: Ah...wala anak, pinapar...

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

Pag dating ni Lando sa bahay, sabi ni Tekya, ang asawa niya, "Sweetheart, delayed ako ng isang buwan. Kagagaling ko lang sa doktor. Pero huwag mong sabihin kahit kanino, baka mapahiya lang ako kapag di nagkatotoo." Kinaumagahan, merong dumating na taga-Meralco. Pagbukas ng pinto, sabi n...

Raymonda_chuvacheness · Anonymous

Isang gabi kabilugan ng buwan may 2-lasing na nag uusap. # 1 <- Pare, anlaki ng ARAW ano? # 2 <- Pare, hindi ARAW yan! MUNDO yan... # 1 <- Pare, ARAw sabi yan eh.. # 2 <- Sabi ng MUNDO yan eh... (sakto may padaan na isang lalaki.) # 1 <- Sige, pare ,,,,para wala aw...

sexy chiq · sexy chiq

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Raymonda_chuvacheness · Raymonda_chuvacheness

SIKSIKAN SA JEEP Miss: mama usog naman konti, ipit na PERLY SHELLS ko eh! Mr: buti kapa ipit lang perly shells mo. Ako nga basag na TINY BABOLS ko!

muzikero · muzikero

Milk bottles She was just another poor, bedraggled woman, struggling to feed her family. He saw them all the time, their faces careworn, and blank. The Depression had created hundreds of them. He was one of the lucky ones who still had his grocery and money coming in to feed his family. She came one da...

muzikero · muzikero

i really want to start a new forum but then i dont know how to do one... it's just that i wanted to share some scary stories... well, here's one... and i hope you'll glad to read it... Army of the Dead A laundress, newly moved to Charleston following the Civil War, foun...

Nathan · Nathan

bago pa man mabuo si boy... sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na tayong lumabas! sperm 2: onga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2! sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! tae! tae! tae! sumunod na oras.... sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas! sperm 2: onga...

Raymonda_chuvacheness · Raymonda_chuvacheness

4 Catholic MOMS are discussing

their sons Mom 1: My son is a priest.

... When he walks into a room. Everyone calls him Father. Mom 2: My son is a bishop.

... When he walks into a room. people say your GRACE. Mom 3: My son is a cardinal.

. When he walks into a ro...

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

ISANG ARAW HABANG NALILIGO ANG MISIS NI JUAN, AT NANG MAY KUMATOK SA KANILANG PINTUAN!!! MISIS: DEAR BUKSAN MO NGA YUNG PINTUAN AT PARANG MAY TAO YATA!!! JUAN: IKAW NAHH! BINABANTAYAN KO TONG BABY NATIN!!! MISIS: OK! SIGE NA NGAHH! BINALOT NG TUWALYA ANG BUONG KATAWAN AT LUMABAS SA BANYO. NANG...

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

vaginal wash: Girl #1:Ako SHAMPOO,para madulas! Girl #2:Ako FIT, para ready to eat! Girl #3:Ako JOY, para isang patak kaya T*Ting sangkatutak!!! mr:straw GF: (Hawak ang bote ng softdrinks.) Honey, kapag hawak ko ang bote ng softdrinks, naaalala ko ang aking ex-BF. BF:...

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

I. Pasimula Tatlong Maria Ubod ng ganda Magkakamukha Kambal po sila Si Cora Talagang pilya Masayang kasama Palaging tumatawa Si Inday Parang patay Palaging malumbay Walang kabuhay-buhay Si Lucy Parang pipi Tahimik kasi Wala na 'kong masabi II....

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

ANAK: Tay ano sa english ang utot? TATAY: Wind of change. ANAK: Utot na walang sound? TATAY: Sound of Silence. ANAK: Utot na may halong basang tae? TATAY: Dust in the wind.

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

> > Tatay: Anak, tubig nga. > > Anak: Mineral o distilled? > > Tatay: Mineral. > > Anak: Malamig o hindi? > > Tatay: Hahampasin na kita ng walis eh! > > Anak: Tambo o tingting? > > Tatay: Lintik ka! > > > > ***** > > Ale: Doc, meron po akong brownish discharge. > > Parang na- infect. > > Duktor: Gaano kadalas ka mag-s...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

muzikera_eishah · muzikera_eishah

Isang gabi, naglalakad ang isang lalaki sa may tulay nang may makita siyang babaeng nasa taas ng gilid nito at magtatangkang magpatiwakal. "Huwag," sigaw ng lalaki. At sa kabutihang palad ay nakumbinsi ang babae at siya'y bumaba. Lalaki: Ano bang problema mo't naiisipan mong gawin ...

Anonymous

Titser- John, pls? use the word FACT three times in a sentence... John - (nag isip ng malalim bago sumagot.)Ma'am, as a matter of FACT...the birds cannot fly without FACT, FACT... BISAYA- Nurse, my back herts bery mats. can you take the pain away, plsss? Nurse - Okey, i...

Anonymous

PAMBOBOSO. Anak- Inay!!! sinisilip ng ka-klase ko ung panty ko! Inay- Bastos un ahhh!!! anong ginawa mo? Anak- Hinubad ko po at itinago un panty ko, para di nya makita!

Anonymous

PARI & MADRE... PARI- Sister, ikaw ba nasa CR?kukunin ko lang toothbrush ko... Sister- Sandali! naka panty lang ako PARI- Ok, antay ako Sister- Pasok na, wala na ko panty!

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	another one... (Preview) Milk bottles She was just another poor, bedraggled woman, struggling to feed her family. He saw them all the time, their faces careworn, and blank. The Depression had created hundreds of them. He was one of the lucky ones who still had his grocery and money coming in to feed his family. She came one da...	muzikero	0	308	May 20, 2006 by muzikero
	this is not a joke... (Preview) i really want to start a new forum but then i dont know how to do one... it's just that i wanted to share some scary stories... well, here's one... and i hope you'll glad to read it... Army of the Dead A laundress, newly moved to Charleston following the Civil War, foun...	muzikero	0	298	May 20, 2006 by muzikero
	Talambuhay ni Boy Bastos ( eto ang joke ! ) =)) (Preview) bago pa man mabuo si boy... sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na tayong lumabas! sperm 2: onga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2! sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! tae! tae! tae! sumunod na oras.... sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas! sperm 2: onga...	Nathan	5	1411	May 19, 2006 by Raymonda_chuvacheness
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	tawa muna kayo 2 (Preview) vaginal wash: Girl #1:Ako SHAMPOO,para madulas! Girl #2:Ako FIT, para ready to eat! Girl #3:Ako JOY, para isang patak kaya T*Ting sangkatutak!!! mr:straw GF: (Hawak ang bote ng softdrinks.) Honey, kapag hawak ko ang bote ng softdrinks, naaalala ko ang aking ex-BF. BF:...	muzikera_eishah	0	673	May 16, 2006 by muzikera_eishah
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	3 to 1 (Preview) Titser- John, pls? use the word FACT three times in a sentence... John - (nag isip ng malalim bago sumagot.)Ma'am, as a matter of FACT...the birds cannot fly without FACT, FACT... BISAYA- Nurse, my back herts bery mats. can you take the pain away, plsss? Nurse - Okey, i...	Anonymous	0	390	May 15, 2006 by Anonymous
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	jukz bux... (Preview) PARI & MADRE... PARI- Sister, ikaw ba nasa CR?kukunin ko lang toothbrush ko... Sister- Sandali! naka panty lang ako PARI- Ok, antay ako Sister- Pasok na, wala na ko panty!	Anonymous	0	401	May 15, 2006 by Anonymous
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