Titser- John, pls? use the word FACT three times in a sentence...

John - (nag isip ng malalim bago sumagot.)Ma'am, as a matter of FACT...the birds cannot fly without FACT, FACT...

BISAYA- Nurse, my back herts bery mats. can you take the pain away, plsss?

Nurse -  Okey, i will give you a shot of MORPHINE.

BISAYA - No!!! i don't want MORE PAIN (MORPHINE.)! i want less pain!

                  (hihihihi...)

SA LAHAT NG QUOTES....ITO ANG PAMATAY!

     Beng! Beng! Beng! Braataaaatatatattt!

     Braatatataaataaatt! Tagshuuuuu!

    Tagshuuuu! KABBOOOOMMMM!

DO YOU KNOW THR MEANING OF THIS?

 BRA <- Breast Raising Apparatus...

  BRIEFS <- Bird resting It's Eggs For Safety ..

CONDOM <- Catcher Of Not-wanted Drip Of Men...

        (hehehehe.)