3-1      NAPKIN- makers are crazy!

             they work hard to keep women dry.

             while Men work hard to make them WET.

             besides, women dont need just wing's,

            they want the whole BIRD

3-2       FOUR TYPES OF GIRL:

            SUBMISSIVE- bahala kana ipasok mo na.

             ENDURING- aray cge kaya ko p!

             SCANDALOUS- cge pa! putang ina!

             UNSATISFIED- paki lubog na rin pati ITLOG

3-3 NAIPIT....

         (siksikan sa jeep)

          Miss:-Mama???usog naman?konti, ipit na pearly sheel ko!ko eh.

         Mama:- miss, buti nga ikaw! ipit lang pearly shell mo!ako nga basag na tiny babols ko!