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FUNNY PICS POST
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NO SEX SINCE 1955
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NO SEX SINCE 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Majo...
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Guts OR Balls ?
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Medical facts which all males should be aware of... We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met b...
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Miss Beatrice
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the yo...
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magjoke muna
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Babae: Doc, kumusta na ang asawa ko?
Doc: Sorry ma'am. Mula ngayon, ikaw na ang magpapakain at magpapaligo sa kanya, kasi, putol na ang kanyang mga kamay at paa.
Babae: Hah?! Hindi nga?!
Doc: Hehehe! Ninerbyos ka ano? Joke lang! Patay na sya!
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.transparent
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la lang.. share ko lang hehe
tranasparent nman diba?? 
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Memorandum From Santa Claus..
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Ho..Ho..Ho..Ho..Ho..advance merry christmas everybody...
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Alabama, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Arkansas including Philippines on...
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Why it is good to be a MAN?
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Why it is good to be a man? Whyyy???
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you...
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RESIMAY
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Deer Sir
I waunt to apply for the
secritary job what I saw in
the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do
sum a counting.
I think I am good on
the phone and no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
IO?=m looking for a job as a secritary but i...
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Smile Ka Lang Dyan.....
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JOKE Taym Po Ulit....
Ama: Hoy! Huwag kang babakla bakla ha? Anak: Hindi po Itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh! Ama: Yan! Astig! Anak: Inay? nakita mo yung POMPOMS ko? Ina: Alin? yung pink? [IMAGE]
Mommy 1: Ano ang pinapainom mo sa baby mo? Mommy2: Promil para Matatag na Pangarap! eh ikaw? Mom...
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Software daddy
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DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad, His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on OFW97. Then I set up a date/EB via PM with your mom and we m...
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Things we WISH we could SAY to our BOSS....
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1. Ano!? Yan lang di niyo pa kayang gawin at iuutos niyo pa sa akin? 2. Hellooo! Gawin niyo na iyan no para naman huwag niyong makalimutan kung paano mag-isip. 3. Sir, makinig kaya kayo sa akin!? Pwede? 4. Puwede ba, busy ako? Mamaya na po yan. 5. Gumawa kayo ng sarili niyong presentation! 6. If challenge...
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english-tagalog diksyonari ni kamoteng isko
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hehehe..medyo corny ung iba pero pede na din basahin pampalipas oras...
01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan 02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol 03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok 04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis 05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya 06) Devastation - sa...
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Juk Taym Pu....
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>Juan: D ko po kilala. >Guro: Ikaw pepe? >Pepe: D rin po. >Guro: D nyo kilala c jose rizal? >Pedro: Ma'm, baka po s kabilang section sya!
>Paano humamon ng AWAY ang... >BULAG? >Magpakita kayo mga Duwag! >DULING? >Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban! >PILA...
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sister mathematical and sister Logical
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There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he w...
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Huwag Po Itay... Maawa Po Kayo...
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PLEASE READ THE STORY FIRST
Sometimes you think you know the people that are close to you.. but beware. Please excuse the graphic nature of how this story is told but I believe it is necessary to highlight the important lesson within...
TITLE: Huwag Po Itay...
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Gusot Gusot....
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si lolo hugo at lola maria ay matagal nang hindi nag co contact sexually...
kaya't miss na miss na ni lola maria ang very intimate relationship nila ni lolo..
hangang isang gabi, para mapansin sya ni lolo hugo ay naghubad si lola maria sa kanilang kwarto (tipong aakitin nya si lolo).
pa...
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mga payong hindi makakalimutan nyahahaha!!!
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Mga ginintuan aral na napulot ng isang kaibigan sa kanyang mga magulang. Kaya heto share nia satin wehehehehehe!!!!
1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng...
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Ambo...
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Ambo: Miss, magkano ang serbisyo mo?
GRO: P500 sa kama, P300 sa sofa, P200 sa sahig, P100 sa damuhan.
Ambo: Sige, P500!
GRO: Wow, bigatin! Tara sa kama...
Ambo: Hindi! Limang beses sa damuhan!
joke... joke... joke... SMILE ka lang dyan....
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Lumang jokes pero hit pa rin nyahaha!
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Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may kumbento? may asawa ka?
Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap ako ng labada!
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GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1 hour!
BF: Eh ano ngayon? eh wala n...
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bakit may sabaw ang balot?
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Alam mo ba kung bakit may sabaw ang balot?
Kung Ikaw kaya ang ikulong sa shell... saan ka ji-jingle?
Aber?
Saan??
Sumagot kaaaa!!!
SaaaAANNNNNNN ?!?!?! 
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Filipino. Sexy. Best-READ ON PPL..
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Hello, have you ever wondered why Filipinos don't look very Asian sometimes (bigger eyes, flatter noses)? Well it's your lucky day cuz I'm gonna tell you that Filipinos are mutts (we all know mixed breeds are flippin sexy) and which ethnicities make up a Filipino. The original inhabitants of Philip...
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How to tell a guy its OVER
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Dear ____________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr Right, As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly touch and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut.
I will, however, keep your nam...
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National Symbol
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What is our national symbol? CONDOM...
The Goverment today announced to all the people that it has been chosen, the CONDOM as the national emblem. Reason??????
1. The condom allows for inflation...
2. The condom halts so many production...
3. The condom&nbs...
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Things to do in the Elevator!
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Tips that you can do in th elevator!!!.....
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP...
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ANONG ORDER NIO?
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PANG PA RELAX LANG PO. ANG MAY MALISYA PANGET !!!!!!!!!
CREATIVE PINOY MEALS
Pinoys Favorite Food:
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT,so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may as well dine-in there, and check out their menu;
AS YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTI...
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Noah's Arko
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Ganito ang mangyayari sa arko. Read along. Taong 2006 at isang ordinaryong middle-class pinoy si Noah. Nagpakita sa kanya ang Diyos at sinabi: "Pagkatapos ng isang taon ay bubuhos ang ulan at babahain ang buong kapuluan ng Pilipinas. Gusto kong gumawa ka ng isang malaking arko at isakay mo rito ang p...
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Crazy Japanese TV SHow!! Panoorin nyo!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o2-M4HNbn0
luluha kayo sa kakatawa!! 
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female brain vs male brain
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MALE BRAIN
FEMALE BRAIN
hehehehe... isn't it amazing?
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Funny komikz
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[img]http://www.halaka.web1000.com/comics/comics12.jpg[/img...
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