DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,


His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
OFW97. Then I set up a date/EB via PM with your mom and we met at a
Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother

Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to

Upload, we discovered that neither

One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
Button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
Saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
Program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted

In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
And said:

You've Got Male'!"