Hello, have you ever wondered why Filipinos don't look very Asian sometimes (bigger eyes, flatter noses)? Well it's your lucky day cuz I'm gonna tell you that Filipinos are mutts (we all know mixed breeds are flippin sexy) and which ethnicities make up a Filipino.
The original inhabitants of Philippines were black midgets called Negritos. They are now referred to as "tribals" because they live in tribes in the mountains, away from technology and junk (yes, they're still alive). Anyways, the Spanish (Magellan and ****) came by and were like "Que, midgetos negros! Letso havo sexo with themo." That means they wanted to hook up with black midgets. So BAM, half black and half Spanish. Then the Chinese came and they said "Ching ching chang, we want stick 3 inch wang" since we were a sexy mix of black/Spanish. So there you have it: half Chinese, a quarter Spanish, and a quarter black. Filipino. Sexy. Best